who we are

Who We Are

 We offer a range of drinking  consulting services, all designed to help you get through the worst day  of the week. Whether you're looking for a full martini or just a decent  glass of wine, we have you covered. Our services are available a la  carte so you can get precisely the cocktail you need...and we mean  'need' not 'want.' 

Our Philosophy

We believe that if you did the absolute bare minimum and got out of bed on monday morning, went to work and got anything accomplished at the office, you deserve a drink...and we mean a real drink. 

Our Client Speak


"Monday  awards combat the Sunday night fear like nothing else. I used to think  of ways to get out of work on Monday, now I get up, go the office and  spend a large part of the day contemplating what my 'award' will be-  dirty?- straight up?- maybe a gimlet? -because I know I earned it, just  by actually getting to work. #MondayAwards4eva!" 

          -- K. Jensen

"I  almost overslept. I mean, who doesn't get weekend jet lag, right? I  wanted to pull the covers over my head when I suddenly realized that  just by getting out of bed, I was 1/3 of the way to a #MondayAward.  My #MondayMotivation is that light at the end of the tunnel and by that  light, I mean that glorious martini at 5PM.  Monday Awards, you rock the  casbah!"

          -- S. Houston